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Supply Chain Siphoning
"Supply Chain Siphoning operates on the principle that efficiency means externalizing all costs onto others. Why pay a living wage when there are children in developing nations who will work for pennies? We've built a global network that treats human beings as interchangeable resources to be used up and discarded."
Proud Accomplishments
- ▸Supplier audits are conducted by suppliers themselves—saving us the trouble of caring
- â–¸Child labor is tolerated as 'cost-effective youth engagement' in our partner facilities
- â–¸Factory collapse risks are considered 'acceptable externalities'
- â–¸Chemical exposure standards are set by our accountants, not scientists
Performance Metrics
Factories Audited0
Child WorkersEst. 200K+
Suicides at Suppliers47
Fines Avoided$4.2B
This division is a registered subsidiary of Hell Holdings, LLC. All profits flow upward. All suffering flows downward. This is just how the free market was optimized.