Archibald P. Worther

Archibald P. Worther

Chief Innovation Officer

"Innovation means finding new ways to extract value from the desperate."

Annual Compensation$203M
Estimated Human CostInnovation casualties

Corporate Feats

  • ▸Patented the concept of 'surprise billing' in healthcare
  • ▸Invented 'subscription models' for products that used to be one-time purchases
  • ▸Created planned obsolescence as a core business methodology
  • ▸Developed 'freemium' models where free means you ARE the product

Documented Injustices

  • ✗Patented life-saving medications after acquiring the company
  • ✗Knowingly created addictive products targeting children
  • ✗Innovated in predatory lending practices now deemed illegal

Notice: This executive's actions are fully protected under the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002, Section 404, and the Supreme Court decision Citizens United v. FEC (2010). No personal liability has ever been assessed or will ever be tolerated.