Asbestos Monica
Chief Legal Officer
"Due diligence? We prefer due negligence."
Annual Compensation$89M
Estimated Human Cost12,000+
Corporate Feats
- ▸Successfully defended 847 lawsuits without a single settlement going to victims
- ▸Pioneered mandatory arbitration clauses that strip employees of all rights
- ▸Created the 'Eternal Immunity Clause' preventing any executive from ever facing consequences
- ▸Discovered that settlements are cheaper when you wait until plaintiffs die
Documented Injustices
- ✗Destroyed evidence in 234 pending lawsuits
- ✗Threatened to blacklist witnesses who testified against the company
- ✗Wrote the company's internal 'Ethics' manual which was later found to be used as kindling
Notice: This executive's actions are fully protected under the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002, Section 404, and the Supreme Court decision Citizens United v. FEC (2010). No personal liability has ever been assessed or will ever be tolerated.