Clarissa Swinehart

Clarissa Swinehart

Chief People Officer

"People are our most valuable resource. Unfortunately, resources are meant to be consumed."

Annual Compensation$52M
Estimated Human CostRetirements destroyed: 2.3M

Corporate Feats

  • Pioneered 'at-will employment' as cover for all termination decisions
  • Eliminated all pension obligations through strategic bankruptcy
  • Created 'performance improvement plans' specifically designed to humiliate
  • Reduced employee benefits by 73% while executive perks increased by 400%

Documented Injustices

  • Terminated employees specifically for being pregnant or disabled
  • Illegally held back wages and tips through fraudulent accounting
  • Retaliated against workers who reported safety violations

Notice: This executive's actions are fully protected under the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002, Section 404, and the Supreme Court decision Citizens United v. FEC (2010). No personal liability has ever been assessed or will ever be tolerated.