Ignatius R. Backstab

Ignatius R. Backstab

Chief Strategy Officer

"Strategy is just a fancy word for how we plan to dominate the market illegally."

Annual Compensation$289M
Estimated Human CostEconomic destruction

Corporate Feats

  • ▸Conducted 47 anticompetitive mergers that destroyed entire industries
  • ▸Created monopolies in 12 sectors through 'strategic acquisitions'
  • ▸Pioneered the practice of buying competitors specifically to shut them down
  • ▸Masterminded price-fixing schemes with 200+ companies

Documented Injustices

  • ✗Engaged in antitrust violations in 34 countries
  • ✗Coordinated with competitors to fix prices on essential goods
  • ✗Bribed antitrust regulators to approve illegal mergers

Notice: This executive's actions are fully protected under the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002, Section 404, and the Supreme Court decision Citizens United v. FEC (2010). No personal liability has ever been assessed or will ever be tolerated.